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Why I don’t like WWE Classics on Demand

Could be Better On Demand

Could be Better On Demand

…Because it could be so much better.  Just like everything the WWE has done in the past couple of years,  WWE Classics on Demand has so much potential but doesn’t deliver.  I’ve subscribed to this service since January so I feel that I have a pretty good sampling of what it has to offer.

In fairness, I need to point out that I own a huge collection (possibly over 200 VHS and DVDs) of WWE, WCW, and ECW material.  So a lot of the WWE’s extensive library is already in my house.

Let me break down the pros and cons of WWE’s Classics On Demand in the sections that they give us:

The Big Ones:

Pros - This is the main section.  Full PPV action from the WWE and WCW.  My favorite part of this category is the house shows that have never been seen out of market.  So far I’ve match full shows from Madison Square Garden and The Summit in Houston.  Also if you are willing to wait a few months, I’ve watched Survivor Series 2008 and Wrestlemania XXIV (which seems like a bad business model, but its good for us).

Cons - There is never more than 3 PPV’s available at a time.  I understand that they don’t want to give everything away at once, but I don’t think 5 or 6 PPVs a month is too much to ask for.  How about adding some ECW house shows from the 1990s or more WCW PPVs.

Shorties:

Pros - Individual matches that normally have a theme.

Cons - I rarely go into this section

Legends:

Pros – This is MY favorite section.  This area contains the only exclusive programming for Classics.  The “Legends” series is what hardcore wrestling fans will love.  This is a round table discussion about what really happened during different moments in wrestling history.  It seems that most of this series was filmed a year ago but I still enjoy the banter.  Michael Hayes is normally the star of these discussions as he tries to tell the stuff that we REALLY want to know, but with either editing or poor hosting his topics rarely get touched on.  For example, in a Monday Night Wars episode, Michael wanted Jim Ross to talk about what it was like the night of the Montreal Screwjob at the 1997 Survivor Series.  Michael kept bringing this up and saying “let’s talk about it.”  But it was never discussed.

In addition, this section will also have DVD releases and spotlight matches on WWE Hall of Famers.

Cons – Even though the “Legends” series is worth the subscription, they could do so much more.  The segments seemed rushed and max out at an hour.  There is no reason that they couldn’t expand this to two hours or just let the roundtable participants talk and when it’s over…it’s over!

TV Classics:

Pros – The Monday Night Wars segments are great.  They put together a particular week’s Raw and Nitro sans commercials.  This section also has ECW, NWA, Mid-Atlantic, and WCCW TV episodes.

Cons- Not Much…

The thing that really irks me about Classics is how the WWE is editing older material.  If someone is bleeding during a match, it is now in black and white.  If someone curses or says “I’m going to kick your ass!”  ”Ass” is bleeped out.  They are even blurring out Stone Cold’s middle fingers.  Because of this, I’ve actually considered canceling my subscription.  This is a service that I pay for and I expect AT THE LEAST for the content to be the same as when it originally aired!

This is one of the worst aspects of the WWE.  Their revisionist historians.  This “bleeding, cursing, and other bad stuff” was good enough to make a profit just a few years ago, but now you can’t watch these shows without censorship.

Now that’s BullS***!

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Koko B Ware will be in the WWE Hall of Fame

Average (abbr.: avg.) - def: Koko B Ware

Average (abbr.: avg.) - def: Koko B Ware

I started writing this blog almost a month ago but I was so angered and confused about Koko B Ware’s induction into the WWE Hall of Fame that I decided to wait and try to digest this crazy news.

Over the past few months, there has not been anything thats peaked my interest in the world of professional wrestling.  But, I broke out in laughter when I heard that Koko B. Ware was going to be inducted into the “prestigious” WWE Hall of Fame.

The WWE’s Hall of Fame is more confusing than an Ultimate Warrior promo.

In 2008, it’s importance was magnified with the induction of Ric Flair.  The emotion and sincerity that came from Ric Flair’s speech legitimized that sometimes laughable (Johnny Rodz?!!) list (or non-list) of Hall of Famers.  I mean it is a travesty that Macho Man Randy Savage is not currently in the Hall.

There have been inductees in the past there were done purely as a publicity stunt (see Pete Rose).  But for the most part, former legendary wrestlers are honored for this recognition.

I know the WWE is purely a show but the Hall of Fame should be taken seriously as a way to honor those wrestlers that sacrificed their lives for our entertainment.  There should be some sort of requirements to be put into this list.  Like being in the main event of at least one PPV or supercard.  To hold some sort of title.  To do something behind the scenes the significantly impact the business.

But what did Koko B Ware do?

I would barely consider him as a mid-card talent.  In fact, I would suggest that most people remember the name of his parrot, Frankie, than Koko himself.

But the WWE Hall of Fame is a great example of the current state of the WWE product.  For every great thing they do, they always lay a “huge egg.”

I get sick thinking of the speech that Koko is going to deliver knowing that fans and fellow wrestlers alike are going to laughing and sitting in disbelief that Koko is going to be mentioned in the same breath as Bret Hart, Hulk Hogan, and Stone Cold Steve Austin.

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Heyman: Wrestling Needs Shaking Up

Paul Heyman

Paul Heyman

I encourage everyone to take a read at Paul Heyman’s new article with UK’s The Sun.  Heyman talks about something that I have been quietly saying to most of my fellow wrestling fans for some time…there needs to be a change.

I will be honest with you…I don’t even watch RAW every week anymore.  I am just bored.  No new characters.  No new concepts.  Nothing that would get me interested.

Turn Cena bad, DO SOMETHING…PLEASE!

I love wrestling and I want to care, but there just isn’t a reason right now!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/wrestling/heyman/article1842597.ece

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Razor Ramon attacks Roundboy Jimmy Graham!

Roundboy Jimmy Graham
Roundboy Jimmy Graham

I have known Roundboy Jimmy Graham for a couple of years.  He is a very funny comedian who had been a part of my radio show for the past couple of years. He is one of the nicest and funniest men I have ever met.

Well it seems that Roundboy got himself into a little situation with Razor Ramon, YES that Razor Ramon, at the Iron Shiek Roast. Jimmy did a joke about the Iron Shiek, it went something like this…

When the Iron Shiek was busted with coke in Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s car in the 80s, his career fell faster than Owen Hart.

WOW!

After Jimmy finished up, Razor Ramon, who sounded a LITTLE under the influence, charged the stage. King Kong Bundy had to come in for the save!

Now was Jimmy’s joke over the line, YES! Was the joke inappropiate, YES!

BUT THAT IS WHAT A ROAST IS ALL ABOUT!

I give Roundboy credit for having the BALLS to tell that joke in a room full of wrestlers. I can only imagine how uncomfortable he must have been.

Here are a couple of YouTube Videos after Roundboy finished his set:


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